2006-10-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: heh, well, if I can get a general vote from at least a good portion of the Mafia, then I'll take temporary power, in case the Don comes back, and wants me 'taken care of'

2006-10-01 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Well... we're about all of the active Mafia... O.o'

2006-10-01 [W!ld KAT]: we are the active mafia,...nobody else even comes in here anymore!

2006-10-01 [Wendy]: True. There are only, like, 5 of us...

2006-10-01 [Wendy]:

http://www.youtube.com/user/ChupachillaPictures
I did some mini films. Comments appreciated. More to come!

2006-10-03 [W!ld KAT]: hey guys, i talked to lynn and she said it's cool that we elected kitty as vice-don. she said she left because she was tired of all the drama and says hello to all that care

2006-10-03 [Wendy]: Well... if she has left for good then why not just put him as the Don?

2006-10-03 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *nod* I'm with you, Wendy, Dear.

2006-10-03 [Wendy]: We should make a banner in [Lust]'s honor and put it up to remember that she was once a don. We can have a seperate wiki for ppl that aren't dons anymore. And it will be to honor them. ^__^

2006-10-03 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: coolness, so, I guess I'm the new Don.

2006-10-03 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Like a 'Hall of Dons'?

2006-10-03 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yes, that would be most excellent. we must honor the past dons for their donning of a new age of dons

2006-10-03 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *nod*

2006-10-03 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *nod nod* oh, and I set myself up in the mafia family

2006-10-03 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *nod nod* ^-^ Yay!

2006-10-03 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *nods* very yay *dresses up in a pin striped suit*

2006-10-04 [Wendy]: I am soooo glad I suggested this! Thank you all for helping me get [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] as Don. He will do a great job.

2006-10-04 [Wendy]: He has prolly been suggested before, but either way, we all knew he would make it.

2006-10-04 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lol Yeah, I suggested it about a month/two months ago, but everyone said it was a bad idea, that King wouldn't do it. -.-

2006-10-04 [Wendy]: Who is king and why would it be a bad idea?

2006-10-04 [W!ld KAT]: is it ok if i still hug you kitty? :(

2006-10-04 [Wendy]: What happened?

2006-10-04 [Eyes of the Reaper]: King is [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] (I call him Tut). And I don't know why people said it was a bad idea... *shrugs* | I don't think anything happened, I think she means now that he's the Don, is it still ok to hug him.

2006-10-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *nods* i'm King, short for King of Lord of the Rings. and miss Jack, I'm guessing you'll be calling me Don kitty from now on. And, I think we need a new political advisor/lawyer I dont think I can do the job anymore... anyone study politics as much as I have?

2006-10-04 [Wendy]: Sadly, no. But Michael knows a lot about politics. I can always ask his advice. lol.

2006-10-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: heh, that could work too. of course, I could just write down what I need you to say in court. Hell, I guess I could be my own lawyer...

2006-10-04 [Wendy]: Hot damn!

2006-10-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *nods* very

2006-10-04 [W!ld KAT]: whee!! *hugs don kitty*, that's still cool right?

2006-10-04 [Wendy]: He still ain't a god. *fucks [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]* Take that, PUNK!

2006-10-04 [W!ld KAT]: uhm!! i'm gonna tell micheal!!! (not really,....i'm just jealous)

2006-10-05 [Wendy]: Why are you jealous? *films you and Kitty tackle fucking each other.*

2006-10-05 [W!ld KAT]: ok, no longer jealous!!! as long as i get to fuck him too

2006-10-05 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *slowly backs away from the crazies* <.< ... >.>

2006-10-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ummm, what exactly have I missed?

oh, and I feel kinda like Michael Romanov, if anyone else is a history buff...

2006-10-05 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Not much. lol

Nope, don't know who that is, sorry. Don Tut, would you mind if I dressed up the page a bit? It looks a tad shabby and I think it needs a face lift...

2006-10-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: umm, sure, I would like to approve it before you officially change it, put it under the wiki new mafia look

2006-10-05 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Alrighty! ^-^ I'll get to work on it.

2006-10-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: thaaaanks miss Nochtur

2006-10-05 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *nod nod*

2006-10-05 [Wendy]: ASS SLUSHIES!!!!!!!!

2006-10-05 [W!ld KAT]: whee!! wtf's a ass slushie? nvm i dont wanna know,..

you missed a lot don kitty,...me an miss wendy totally raped you

2006-10-05 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Alrighty! Go check it out, King! :) new mafia look

2006-10-06 [Wendy]: Yeah. We raped you and filmed it after we micked you. Then we served ass slushies with [gods2armys].

2006-10-06 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: wow, I just got raped. I feel so...happy!

2006-10-06 [W!ld KAT]: yay!!

2006-10-06 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: woot!

2006-10-08 [W!ld KAT]: rawrness! i love the page!!!

2006-10-08 [Wendy]: Oooo! Check out RP Wendy sometime.

2006-10-09 [DeeJay™]: dooode! where do i apply? o_O?

2006-10-09 [Wendy]: Go to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] and message him to apply. You have proven dedicated at the hi society so I don't think you'll have too much of a problem. Be sure to use proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar when speaking to the Don. List off a few credentials, too.

2006-10-09 [W!ld KAT]: yup yup! he loves that stuff!

2006-10-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yes, speak to me you must, for the don i have no become. and apparently victim of multiple rape...

2006-10-09 [Blinded Seraphim]: doomy doomy doom!

2006-10-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *nods*

2006-10-09 [W!ld KAT]: whee!!!! i like cupcakes!

has anyone ever seen a movie called fear and loathing in las vegas?

2006-10-09 [Blinded Seraphim]: nope

2006-10-09 [W!ld KAT]: it's hilarious!!!!

2006-10-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: gah, cant say I have...

2006-10-10 [W!ld KAT]: it's awesome!!

2006-10-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: I shall find it!!

2006-10-10 [W!ld KAT]: rawr! it's a johnny depp movie!

2006-10-10 [Wendy]: Doesn't sound funny.

2006-10-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: agreed, he doesnt do comedies well...charlie and the chocolate factory=horrible comedy

2006-10-10 [W!ld KAT]: yeah, but this is a movie where he's constantly trippin on one drug or the other while in las vegas

2006-10-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: we could just watch pirates of the caribbean, he's constantly drunk

2006-10-10 [W!ld KAT]: lol, no this movie is much more fun, my mom says she can't see how he ever did 21 jump street

2006-10-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: quite easy- he signed a contract because he needed something called 'money', and the show offered a lot of it, so he signed on. Then he didnt like the role he was given, he decided to rebel, and tried to get himself fired.

2006-10-10 [W!ld KAT]: lol,,...

2006-10-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: great movie...

2006-10-10 [Wendy]: Yep. He was putting rubberbands around his tongue and showingup with greasy hair. Glad you do your research, James.

2006-10-10 [Wendy]: I'm not into watching druggies. That's not my style. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure was the only one I liked, but they were just ditzy. And it had George Carlin.

2006-10-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *giggles* love, George Carlin is the biggest hippy eva

2006-10-11 [W!ld KAT]: lolz

2006-10-13 [Kaze]: *removes himself from the list, forums, and tells it to stop watching this wiki*

2006-10-13 [W!ld KAT]: uh-oh,..no more kaze? what happened?

2006-10-13 [Wendy]: Some people just move on to other things. There is always a bigger fish.

2006-10-13 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Fish are icky. I vote...bigger...men! *cough* <.< ... >.>

2006-10-13 [Wendy]: A lot can be done with a tiny penis if people are creative enough, you know. Why do tiny penises get a bad rep? Unless it's micro penis, but even then, things can be done.

2006-10-13 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *nod* True, but I'd rather not talk about what can be done. o.o *blushes*

2006-10-13 [W!ld KAT]: lolz,...can you say,....vibrator? O.O

2006-10-13 [Voice of the Voiceless]: o.o say wha?

2006-10-13 [Wendy]: Vibrators don't solve everything. Flexibility and different positions that allow for tightness and penetration are more suitable. Your guy won't get much pleasure from you using a vibrator.

2006-10-13 [Voice of the Voiceless]: o.o say wha?

2006-10-13 [Wendy]: We are talking about how to make sex pleasureable if the man has an unusually small penis and if the woman has an unusually large vagina. Welcome to The Mafia's Sexual Education Department.

2006-10-13 [Wendy]: [A lot of people have been coming to me for advice on sex... I'm honestly thinking about becoming a sex ed teacher and a sex therapist. College is just around the corner.]

2006-10-13 [Voice of the Voiceless]: o.o....ok......I'm just gonna wonder my way out of here. *walks off*

2006-10-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: Can i volunteer for the visual aids in that class!? XD

2006-10-14 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD lmfao

2006-10-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: rofl, good times

2006-10-14 [Wendy]: Just wow [Blinded Seraphim]. Just wow.

2006-10-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: thank you thank you, ill be here all week XP

2006-10-14 [Wendy]: You and I should entertain at children's parties. The whole clown and bouncy room is getting too old fashioned. I'll bring my razor strap-on, some gerbils, and some candle wax in different colors.

2006-10-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: O_O *Slowly walks away*

2006-10-14 [Voice of the Voiceless]: O_O *hides*

2006-10-14 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *cackles* I'll take that job!!! XD

2006-10-14 [Wendy]: Alrighty! *goes to a children's party with [Eyes of the Reaper]*

Hellz yeahz0rz!

*rapes the childrens' pets with her razor strap-on while [Eyes of the Reaper] shoves gerbils up the parents' asses. We then proceed to find one lucky person that gets hot and colorful waxes poured on them.*

2006-10-14 [Eyes of the Reaper]: XD *has uber fun*

2006-10-14 [W!ld KAT]: whee!!!

2006-10-14 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: uuuuuummm, wow.

I leave for a day, and this is what happens? I never should've left Miss Nochtur and Miss Wendy alone together...

2006-10-14 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lmfao ^-^ I'm a naughty lil' slut...

2006-10-14 [Wendy]: So am I. We are naughty, dirty, slutty, little bitch whores!

2006-10-14 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *giggles and nods, running around in a school-girl outfit* ^-^

2006-10-14 [Wendy]: *chases after you in a bunny outfit*
Tee hee hee!
*plays in a large water fountain with you*
Hee hee! Tee hee!
*splash splash*

2006-10-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: o_o mmmmm, nice!

2006-10-15 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *giggles and splashes back* Hee hee!

2006-10-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: O O
U

2006-10-15 [Wendy]: "Oh no! We must ruin our pretty, white clothing!"
*helps you out of your schoolgirl top and then undresses herself*
There we go!
*continues chasing splashing you*

2006-10-15 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *pounces and smirks*

2006-10-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: O_O' *Passes out with a moronic smile on his face*

2006-10-15 [Wendy]: Oh! Let's go back to our hotel room and have a nice hot shower!
*the two ladies travel back to the hotel, and take a hot and steamy shower where they make sure to scrub each other clean*
There we go! All nice and clean!
*the girls then dry off, are talking in their underwear. [Wendy] grabs a pillow*
PILLOW FIGHT! Tee hee!

2006-10-15 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *squeals and picks up a pillow, tapping [Wendy] with it playfully*

2006-10-15 [Wendy]: *giggles and continues pillowfighting. feathers fly around like a flurry*

2006-10-15 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *giggles and continues the pillow fight*

2006-10-16 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: -.0 wow, you little girly girls

2006-10-16 [Eyes of the Reaper]: ^-^

2006-10-16 [Blinded Seraphim]: *PEaks in the window*

2006-10-22 [itweetinHEELS]: hey you guys!

2006-10-22 [Wendy]: Tee hee! *giggle giggle* *jiggle jiggle*

2006-10-22 [Blinded Seraphim]: O_O woo woo!

2006-10-22 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *jigses*

2006-10-22 [itweetinHEELS]: hows it going?

2006-10-22 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: fan-fucking-tastic

2006-10-22 [Voice of the Voiceless]: o.o wow your physicotic XD

2006-10-22 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: and a bit annoyed

2006-10-22 [Voice of the Voiceless]: At who?

2006-10-23 [Wendy]: Don't worry. I'll take care of it. Heh heh heh heh heh... Let's just say that "natural selection" needs some speeding up. *flashes an evil and annoyed grin*

2006-10-23 [Voice of the Voiceless]: o.o whoa XD

2006-10-23 [Wendy]: Some people aren't ignorant, they are just idiots. Ignorant people are unknowing. Idiots are stupid... They go to your wiki and criticize your work instead of critiquing it in a constructive way. They are annoying and troublesome. They're often delusional, too.

2006-10-23 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Who are you referring to perhaps? *holds a whip with spikes on it behind his back while smiling at her* lmao

2006-10-23 [Blinded Seraphim]: O_O

2006-10-23 [Voice of the Voiceless]: lmfao XD

2006-10-23 [Wendy]: Anyone can guess a few people I may be referring to. One or two. They often work as a duo.

2006-10-30 [W!ld KAT]: argggg,..halloween be but one day away lads! who's ready for candy?

2006-10-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: me! i gots a halloween party in the dorms tonight. oh, and ive planned an ep halloween party! rp halloween party

2006-10-30 [W!ld KAT]: awesome forge!

2006-10-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: ty @_@

2006-10-30 [W!ld KAT]: lol, i'm on the guest list,...have you ever seen half baked?

2006-10-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: nope

2006-10-31 [Wendy]: I watched Saw III the night after it came out.

2006-10-31 [Wendy]: What's with you and druggie movies Katie? o__O,

2006-11-14 [Lust]: What... Happened to my mafia? It looks.. Diffrent.

2006-11-14 [zoloftzantac]: Welcome back boss, glad to see you made your parole.

2006-11-14 [Lust]: Okay, everyone I have some explaining to do. But I wont bullshit! I've been gone and looks like I have been replaced, but I am going to forcefully take back the mafia! Why? Because what happened to the role play? The contest? The ideas that everyone worked so hard to get? They stopped! And I want everyone to get back into the fun! The role plays! I have new ideas for contests, but that's the sale's pitch. I wont abandon the mafia again except the 2 weeks of X mass when I'm traveling. Any questions or complaints? Don't ruin it for everyone on here and message me. But lets get back to having FUN

2006-11-14 [Frosty French Fry]: Welcome back boss!!! Happy to have ya here again!!!! I agree with what you say...we need to get this place runnin again...

2006-11-14 [fresafadfgadgv]: oooh The [Lust] is back once again! Howdy and welcome home ;)

2006-11-14 [Lust]: Thank you! Okay I have a few Ideas for contests, who can get the most new active members, we need some one to come up with role play ideas, more contests could be for a head badge, for headers, then to get into costumes (and its after Halloween, damn!) we can have the sexiest mafia look, and the toughest! How does that sound people? I'll put stuff up in The Mafia Polls

2006-11-14 [Lust]: And thank you as well Font! ^-^ Glad to be back, I wont let the mafia down!

2006-11-14 [Frosty French Fry]: *Walks in through the main entrance* "Now, who is this so called Vice Don?" *holds hand in jacket*

2006-11-14 [Lust]: Tackles him, "I dont know, but I would like to know. And find out what all happened, meens we have to wait to find out what's going on, in the meen time, go for a drink and catch up on old times?"

2006-11-14 [Frosty French Fry]: yep

2006-11-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: I fully support the return of our rightful boss...

2006-11-14 [Lust]: =) Thank you ! Damn I missed you to =P Ahh yeahhhh <3

2006-11-15 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: hey, yo, in your extended, and unannounced absense, the only active members did announce me Don in your stead. I would like to maintain at the very least position of Co-Don. You yourself are a replacement of a former Don.

2006-11-15 [Wendy]: Welcome back!

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: You going to challenge the boss's position? not a wise choice for some of the more loyal members. The boss actually kept this mafia going, you let it go to crap

2006-11-15 [Lust]: Forge, its fine. No you are refused, you can have your old position back, thank you or trying to be Don, but I want an active mafia, with the old members, the one's who know how to kick some nice ass! But if I am ever away and you wish to stay I will let you be the don of how ever long I am gone (again most would be 2 weeks!)
Members, please go to The Mafia Polls and vote!
And I would like to if anyone really does want you to be Co-Don or not, if so I can re consider it, but I want glory, not shit! But I do want what ALL the members want!
Ahh I missed this place *puurrrrs*

2006-11-15 [Wendy]:
*[Wendy] sat down at her desk and began to type some new material.* "We need more entertainment! What's better than a little questionairre?" She thought.

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: A staple gun to my left temple XD just kiding

2006-11-15 [Lust]: Starts to dust off her desk, "man this place stinks, who died?" Oppening some of the windows, "So ideas for new members, contests, mmm... Sex?"

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: "I wouldnt mind some of the third one" XD

2006-11-15 [Lust]: LMAO! THATS GREAT! But I cant read some of it!

2006-11-15 [Wendy]: Let's get down to business. Weeks and weeks back, someone said that they had spoken to [Lust] personally on Yahoo Instant Messenger. This person told everyone that [Lust] said that she wasn't going to be coming back and that, if memory serves me right, that she wouldn't mind if a new Don were on here. That's when I figured that [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] would be good because he seemed well-liked and that he had great knowledge of politics. Apparently, [Lust] was never informed of any of this and apparently, she never okayed a new Don and she apparently never said that she wouldn't return.

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: So who visited with the boss? whoever it was is in deep shit with the loyal members

2006-11-15 [Lust]: Yeah when I left I told a few people to keep the mafia going and hopfully I would come back, like now! But anywho... Did you vote?

2006-11-15 [Lust]: Puts sope in [Blinded Seraphim]'s mouth, no sex for you!

2006-11-15 [Wendy]: Another thing... The Mafia fell apart right after [Lust] left. We should all be ashamed of ourselves! We really weren't as dedicated as we said we were.

My suggestion is to message every member and to ask them if they really feel like participating. We must inform them that The Mafia is going to be over nine thousand times better than it ever has been.

Who is with me?

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: Ach! *tooey tooey* that felt unnecesary...

2006-11-15 [Lust]: I'll massage everyone because well, I am the don and I did disapoint everyone. And I feel I should send everyone a message of some sort, you know? I let everyone down. Well everyone except one person but lets not get into that!

2006-11-15 [Lust]: Petting [Blinded Seraphim], "Its okay hun, I still heart cha and all, you know?"

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: *purr* sorry, happnes whenever im petted

2006-11-15 [Lust]: It's okays!

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: oh and btw wendy, love the application form XD

2006-11-15 [Lust]: Its so funny!

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: btw, the food section, yes for all

2006-11-15 [Lust]: I like food *nibbles*

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: i mean the food section of the application, i love all that food, specially garlic

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: okay, whos up for participating in the museum mission?

2006-11-15 [Frosty French Fry]: Im gonna put my 2 cents in....I am disappointed with myself for not keeping active in the Mafia

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: its alright, i myself feel the same way, i was gone just as long

2006-11-15 [Wendy]: Yay! Glad you love the application form.

2006-11-15 [Wendy]: We can't just put the blame on [Lust]. How dare we let it fall apart in just one person's absence! We are all to blame! I am extremely ashamed of myself. I know I have a lot of power when it comes to persuasion and influence. I could have been the one to make the difference. Each and every one of us could have been the one grain of sand to have tipped the scale.

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: Well said wendy

2006-11-15 [Wendy]: Ha ha ha! *blushes* Just bein' me. *^////^*

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: (Original quote) "Those who speak with a silken tongue will find comfort in every word they speak, those who speak with a sharp tongue will one day slit their own throat"

2006-11-15 [Wendy]: Wow! That's a great quote! *smiles* So true. I really like it.

2006-11-15 [Lust]: ^-^ I drank a hole milkshanke before I went to sleep now I feel sick, oii.... But I have to go to school which really sucks, gerr! Some one take my sport!?

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: thanks wendy :) one of the resons my literature teacher liked me so much...that and the fact im so damned cuddly XD

2006-11-15 [Lust]: O.o.. You cuddle with teachers? O.O.....

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: NO! i need to think before i speak...

2006-11-15 [Love like Winter.]: I want 1 kilo of mozzarella cheese!

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: mmmmm, cheeeeeeeeese

2006-11-15 [Lust]: gets a lot of cheese for everyone to share
O.o...!

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: i think we should reccomend that the mafia become official. What do you think boss?

2006-11-15 [Wendy]: I think that sounds good. We need to sort through members first. It will be great! We'll have no problems getting in.

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: yeah no kiddin, the mafia will just...persuade them into accepting us

2006-11-15 [Wendy]: Yes... persuade... No worries. I can help talk to some of the official peoples. ^__^ Anyone else with a pull on the officials should do so, too! <3

2006-11-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: haha, the mafia has connections -_~

2006-11-15 [Lust]: lmao, we are the mafia, DUH!

2006-11-15 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *jumps out of nowhere deathscreaming to Cannibal Corpse* ><!